* Loud sneezes. A family story is the time my folks went to the theater up in the Twin Cities. Just when the murderer was creeping up on his victim, my dad sneezed so loud that even the actor jumped. A few days later, back in Sioux Falls, a client said, Hans, the funniest thing—we went to a show in Minneapolis last weekend, & right at the climax, some guy sneezed, really loud. Do tell, my dad murmured.
* Anti–foot fetish. No pedicures, please.
* Fear of squirrels.
* Couch sleeping.
* Anti–foot fetish. No pedicures, please.
* Fear of squirrels.
* Couch sleeping.