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The mysterious Johnny Stanton

Why did he just text me this:


Stop thief stop




How much do I understand of what he says in an given day? 


40 years & he's still as entertaining as ever. 


Update: Oh. He bought a pair of rainbow crocs a few months ago. They are hideous. He looks like a hotel manager from a Dashiell Hammett novel or whichover of those guys writes books with seedy hotels in Missouri. I hid one. So he started wearing one rainbow croc & one black croc. It gets worse & worse. This morning I handed him back the rainbow croc. 6 hours later he reacted. 

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