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In the neighborhood

I was buying shelf brackets in a store on my block. Were you affected by the Spectrum outage today, the clerk asked cheerfully. I had no internet, I said, but I checked email on my phone. Now there's nothing to do so I'm going home to get high. He laughed, said he appreciated my honesty & gave me a small discount on my purchase. It was almost like flirting! 

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