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NauenThen

Nincompoop

Johnny left at 5:30 to be at work at 6. At 7, his job called—where was he?

WHERE IS HE?

I called half an hour later: have you heard from him?

Oh, he's right here.

Put him on!

Turns out he'd been in an accident in the taxi. For the first time ever, he'd put on his seat belt, so he was fine, but the driver was taken away in an ambulance. Johnny took a bus the rest of the way.

How come you didn't call work?

Why? I was on my way there.
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