I wrote this once & it disappeared.
I bragged about my great deal on the Times & my friend told me he pays $4/month - he cancels & they lure him back.
My grandfather was struck by lightning while watching a storm from a window in the farmhouse.
I spent $110 on groceries this morning & I still don't think there's anything to eat in the house.
Vancouver in May for my birthday twin's son's bar mitzvah. Not flying from Newark, thank you very much.
I want a nice plate of pasta that doesn't cost $25 for lunch. Where's the place in the neighborhood?
Everything belongs to me because I am old.