10 things I will never do (again)

June 15, 2015

Study Sanskrit
Yiddish camp
Sleep with Derek Jeter
The heart attack
Marry Johnny Stanton
To the moon
Play third base for the New York Yankees
Change my name
Throw a couch out the window


  1. June 16, 2015 12:02 AM EDT
    You must reconsider! A woman who is tired of throwing couches out the window is tired of life!
    - a wise friend
  2. June 16, 2015 11:58 AM EDT
    Consider me reconsidered!